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2.八卦
去年德州牛仔节,有首歌传唱四方,歌中唱的是女牛仔骑马进城参加牛仔节,副歌唱道:SAVE A HORSE,RIDE A COWBOY.
在老百姓看来,同志和牛仔组合成一个词组:同志牛仔,实在是比中彩票还小的小概率事件。
所以‘断臂山’一出来,道德先生出来说:伤风败俗啊世风不古,怀旧先生跳脚骂:万宝路的男人形象被强奸了,一票晚间脱口秀主持人个个舌灿莲花,不说个同志牛仔的笑话简直上亏天,下欠地,给小学老师丢脸,兼无脸见爹娘。
小布什童子偷着乐了好几天,总算不是天天都逮着他涮了。
一, 总算有人被我们还惨了!陈凯歌和陈红两公婆得意的笑,得意的笑。
Pia飞,两只!人李安站山上,你俩一腿泥,谁笑谁呢?
‘断臂山’的口碑票房算是双赢,俺自己的观后感:故事讲的清,讲的透,软件硬件都过关,情节比较慢。最诡异的是如影随行功,当时没觉得怎样,回家睡觉前,起床后,脑袋自动回放片断,且清晰无比。
李安肯定耍了坏,偷偷在人身上植入了虾米东东,慢慢生根发芽。
偷两个笑话大家乐一乐。
"Hey, just a week to go until Elton John's wedding. You know where Elton's honeymooning? Brokeback Mountain."-------Jay Leno
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
---------the late night show with David Letterman
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse" |
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