标题: 加菲猫语录精选 大家放松一下^-^ [打印本页] 作者: 喜欢红烧鱼 时间: 2005-4-17 16:48
标题: 加菲猫语录精选 大家放松一下^-^
<P>加菲猫语录精选 大家放松一下^-^
<P> Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. <BR> 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 <BR> <BR> One should love animals. They are so tasty. <BR> 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
<P> Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <BR> 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 <BR> <BR> Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. <BR> 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 <BR> <BR> Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <BR> 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 <BR> <BR> Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in <BR>life. <BR> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 <BR> <BR> The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <BR> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 <BR> <BR> Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <BR> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 <BR> <BR> Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <BR> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 <BR> <BR> Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <BR> 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 <BR> <BR> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <BR> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 <BR> <BR> “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. <BR> “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。 <BR> <BR> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
<P> 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 <BR> <BR> “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? <BR> 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 <BR> <BR> “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! <BR> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 <BR> <BR> God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <BR> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 <BR> <BR> When two’s company, three’s the result! <BR> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! <BR> <BR> A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <BR> 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 <BR> <BR> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. <BR>你学的越多，就知道的越多；你知道的越多，就忘的越多<BR></P>
作者: batigol 时间: 2005-4-17 18:30
<P>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. </P>
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作者: 阿土 时间: 2005-4-17 22:51
<P> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. <BR>你学的越多，就知道的越多；你知道的越多，就忘的越多</P>
<P>why do you say it ,</P>
作者: 绿肥红瘦 时间: 2005-4-17 23:09
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<P>稀疏</P>
作者: 似醒死梦 时间: 2005-4-18 11:59
<P>THX</P>
作者: JQ 时间: 2005-4-18 12:06
<P>喜欢看这个动画</P>
作者: 马头琴 时间: 2005-4-18 18:03
美式无厘头是很现实的。
作者: 寓言 时间: 2005-4-20 21:02
<P><FONT size=1>I love him so much
作者: 江河水 时间: 2006-1-28 13:53
WONDERFULL
作者: linbo 时间: 2006-2-9 16:12
THX