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发表于 2010-9-5 20:54 | 只看该作者
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发表于 2010-9-6 15:25 | 只看该作者
求女玩家求女玩家~!!!!
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-9-6 15:53 | 只看该作者
回复 12# puffy529


    孩子  别想了
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发表于 2010-9-6 16:09 | 只看该作者
回复 13# naz_yasmi


    我说错了   应该是本人DOT界5年老菜鸟一枚  愿意带新手MM玩   (一本正经状。。。)   
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15#
发表于 2010-9-6 23:15 | 只看该作者
顶起 好帖子 一个人在VS路人 太痛苦了 苦于找不到战友
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-9-7 10:04 | 只看该作者
回复 15# ac妹妹


    那你就果断加入这个群
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17#
发表于 2010-9-8 09:31 | 只看该作者
泡妞就怕不无赖(1)公车站台  
    "小姐你踩到我脚了."   
  "没有吧,我离你那么远."   
  "我是说,如果你把脚不小心放在了我脚上,就是踩到我脚了."   
  "神经病."   
  "哇,小姐好眼力,我确实有神经病史,一般看见漂亮的女孩就发作."   
  "你们男人总是那样,说些无聊的话故意引女孩子故意.好象以为自己很帅."   
  "小姐你错了,我从不以为我自己帅,而是我本身就很帅."   
  "别那么恶心人好吧.我要吐了."   
  "在你吐之前我可以问你个问题吗?"   
  "有屁快放".   
  "你为什么要昧着良心否定我的帅?"   
  "滚........"  
泡妞就怕不无赖(2)在公车上   
   
  "怎么又是你?"   
  "有时候我的确无处不在."   
  "你知不知道你很烦人,那么多位置不坐,偏要坐我旁边."   
  "小姐,你搞清楚,我只是坐了个空位置,而空位置的旁边,刚好有个你,老毛桃winpe u盘版下载最新版下载,如此而已."   
  "前面也有个空位置你怎么不去?"   
  "噢,明白了,原来你是想看我屁股,或者我用屁股看你?"   
  "快滚...."  
   
泡妞就怕不无赖(3)下了公车   
  "你为什么又下车?"   
  "反正不是因为你!我喜欢闲逛."   
  "我告你性骚扰,你哪个单位的?"   
  "你是说斤,还是焦耳,牛顿?"   
  "我跟你很熟吗?老说这种无厘头话,对不起,我不感冒!"   
  "是呀,我们一点都不熟.我们好比一个枝头的两棵青草莓,酸酸的."   
  "看了几次大话西游,学了几句唐僧话,以为你很幽默么?"   
  "幽默是天生的,要怪,你去怪我妈嘛.对了,还有我爸爸..."   
  "神经."   
  "你妈神经."   
  "你妈神经."   
  "你看你,360安全卫士7.0下载,明明是你妈却要硬说成是我妈,莫非你想...."   
  "给我滚...."  
   
泡妞就怕不无赖(4)KFC门口   
  "不会吧,我怎么那么倒霉又遇到你."   
  "我也发觉了,我想我前辈子的罪一定很重"   
  "你说清楚点!小心我扁你!"   
  "你敢.我会叫的."   
  "叫什么?"   
  "非礼呀,但不说强*."   
  "你以为会有人理你么?"   
  "没有也好,我非礼回来好了."   
  "天拉,你这样的无赖都有,真是瞎了老天的眼!"   
  "恩,是呀,要不然这世界上也不会存在什么所谓的精英."   
  "........"  
   
泡妞就怕不无赖(5)在KFC里     
  "别说话,你一说话我就烦."   
  "我还没说呀,ac97万能声卡驱动程序下载,讲点道理好不好?"   
  "我都叫你别说了,你说起话来象只苍蝇,恶心死了."   
  "噢,原来话能起到这么大的作用,实在是惊天地,泣鬼神哟,我可以做个兼职哟?"   
  "做什么?"   
  "去医院帮人洗胃."   
  "你没的救了,cad2004下载,早点回去料理后事吧."   
  "临死前我没有什么要求,我只想对你说几个字,又怕你不答应.你答应么?"   
  "说吧,合理要求可以考虑."   
  "这顿KFC你请我好吗?"   
  "去死....."   
   
泡妞就怕不无赖(6)出KFC      
  "你没女朋友吗?星期天一个人闲逛?"   
  "准确的说我没女朋友,但有女性朋友,你问这个干嘛?"   
  "没什么呀,关心你终生大事,不好吗?"   
  "好,怎么不好?你好象我一个我深爱的人。"   
  "谁?.."   
  "我老妈.她也老喜欢问这问那。"   
  "要不是在街上这么多人看着,我真想揍你."   
  "我都不怕别人看见你揍我,你怕什么呀?你呢,不陪男朋友吗?"   
  "不要你管!"   
  "噢,明白了.被男朋友抛弃了,揍我想找心理平衡."   
  "狗嘴里吐不出象牙.明说吧,我不想找."   
  "考虑一下我吧,我吃点亏."   
  "求你别再恶心我了."   
  "我可以无条件充当你的临时演员,如果需要男朋友的时候请打137999*****"   
  "到时候再说."   
  "告诉我你的电话好吧?"   
  "到时候再说.再烦我骂你了呀."   
    "好呀,那你就发条信息骂我."  
   
泡妞就怕不无赖(7)各自回家      
  "奇怪,我真的好想发条信息去骂他."   
  "呵呵.她不发信息骂我才奇怪."   
  "完蛋了,难道我真的喜欢那个无赖了?"   
  "嘿嘿,她不喜欢我这个无赖那才叫完蛋相关的主题文章:

  
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18#
发表于 2010-9-8 11:45 | 只看该作者
CCTV reporter is interviewing the Dragon Hai Wu Zhang Ling Fashe

He is a 80, junior middle school, screen name \Rich Wives, \This story sounds a bit strange, but it is so true to occur in real life. \Recently, the reporter who interviewed face to face with the \woaaaaaa91
to achieve \farmer, his family generally. Due to lack of parental control, junior high school for three years, he indulged in the network, truancy,budzone, Toujimogou is commonplace for him. Because of frequent Internet cafes, Miss Dragon network language proficiency, typing faster than professional typist, in line with other people laugh at jokes, philandering kung fu class, plus look handsome appearance, very popular with female users alike.
junior high school that year he was 16 years old. As a taxi driver after his father, as often gambling by his father sent to spell out when the two driving Xinghua. Away from family supervision, Wu Dragon is unscrupulous and became the game room, chess room, Internet cafe regulars. He gave his name called from the network, \
order to achieve their own \old woman, but there is a condition that the other party must be a Rich Wives. He Pong with these Rich Wives, both the material and the spiritual harvest.
2004, the one in Jurong business Nvwang You Meleen, entered the Miss Dragon's vision,mdmktv, although some Meleen older, but he monarchs do not mind, every conversation is almost equal to Meleen psychological defense line, from the initial exchange of sisters work, look into the feelings of some. At first Meleen still not meet, but in the face of a young handsome guy than his pursuit of such a blazing love, Meleen gradually Zhaojiabuzhu, and their relationship beyond the siblings, or even to the naked chat.
upgrade \and the use of passion and seduce its capability to attack. Fraudulently obtained some money from the Rich Wives After that, Wu began his parasitic Dragon in life. In order to continuously change their roles, better access to high-level Rich Wives are life, Miss Dragon in a row not only cool head and also sent, neck wearing thick gold necklace, ring, hand set with precious stones, as if a \.
online, Miss Dragon lied to start his own auto repair shop and have a car rental company, or doing second-hand car business owner, self-made, after years of hard work, a successful career, financial strength successful people, so easy to get Rich Wives their trust. And women are familiar with, he would take the initiative and pull them close, please accept an invitation to dinner play, fabricated lies Shun visit. Then spend a little money to pave the way for catching big fish bait, with a good impression after he set a trap and they have sex, then he and all the \Zhang IOU.
Wu Dragon into the trap once, he will have a big opening, will continue to come up with the money set pattern,dyttc, some women can not afford to stress over time will take the initiative away from him. If you ask for money to him, he would open the threat of privacy between them, the majority of women to save face, unwilling to report. Wu Dragon succeeded so often, out of control.
2007 年 3 months, Miss Dragon met online nearly Pentecostal Muffin. Muffin is a private company, Jiangyin City, assistant general manager, her husband is chairman of the board, celebrities, she often driving a BMW out of high-end restaurant. Wu Dragon know that this is a big fish, deliberately under a lot of work,muytuz, two similar rendezvous in outer city open house, he photographed several times after Yanzhao \As the fear, Muffin break off the relationship. Wu Dragon took the opportunity to open the threat of blackmail 7,000 privacy. Muffin was changing phone numbers, re-apply for new web number from Miss Dragon, but psychologically still living in the shadow of fear.
dispute public privacy
staged last crazy
2008 In the fall, Miss Dragon moved to Zhenjiang urban rental housing. Once, when he met in online chat Zhenjiang Rich Wives Huiping. May 1, 2009, Huiping with several friends, play spots, into performing it,Sichuan Travel, Miss Dragon generous money or. The next day, he called to tell Huiping, its borrowed from a friend of Poussin to open car hood bashed in need of repair, and asked whether to lend him 3,000 yuan. She does not believe he did give online get a car crashed in the picture given her, she really believed in and agreed to lend him money.
holding Huiping money, and he asked her out to play alone, and she managed to stay in a hotel overnight, in between the two men reluctantly went to bed. By the end of June 2009 in one night, Miss Dragon with two of his fair-weather friends to find Huiping Danyang money. At that time, Hui Ping's husband just at home, she was afraid something was brought to light, hiding in the upstairs does not show up. Shameless Wu Dragon actually Doulou out everything, also blackmail Huiping debt owed him 15,000 yuan. Her husband, trembling with anger, refusing to budge until midnight agreed to sever ties on the basis of his 15,000 yuan also unwarranted \Money available, the car was his for ourselves.
2009 年 7 2, Miss Dragon drunken driving had an accident. No money to car repair, he called Huiping, to impersonate her, said she opened the car, but was refused. Wu, Dragon heart teeth unwilling to say to her son killed. Harassment in the Miss Dragon, under coercion, Huiping twice gave him a car repair section 31 thousand yuan. Car repaired, he will sell for 51,000 yuan car stuffed into their own pockets.
to withstand the abuse of Huiping almost insane,Portugal Travel, sleepless nights,motosa, Chafanbusi,Netherlands Travel, with her husband after the divorce. Push on the persuasion of his family finally came to their senses. Early morning of October 21 last year, Miss Dragon by Jiujin playing rogue, in Huiping neighborhood quarrels, her family intolerable call the \(Department of text characters alias)
correspondent Hai reporter Zhang Ling-fat
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-9-8 12:12 | 只看该作者
回复 12# puffy529


    同求
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发表于 2010-9-9 22:17 | 只看该作者
回复 16# naz_yasmi


    姐是当年VS主页海院=ZJOU=的公关 =NewZjou=战队的创始人 退出江湖好多年了 老了
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