一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语

四十四次日落

44 not zai [s:43]

荒凉的河岸

这个小姐
太无敌了

金璇木雕

还别说，有时候这样的英语反而顶用哈~

badun

真的么？

..宝宝..

带外国朋友去看电影..到了电影院..发现N多人..便对他们说：“people mountain people sea.today no see, tomorrow see.”

snooze

i not zai，take hh tomorrow

badun

I know le ,xiexie !

badun

本文要求一定英语水平，绝对搞笑！纯粹中国式“土产英语”
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　　　昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

　　　前台小姐：“Hello.”

　　　老外：“Hi.”

　　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

　　　老外：“Can you speak english？”

　　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

　　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

　　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

　　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

　　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

　　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

　　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”