[海盗出品]这个数据王 谁也别跟我争

魂断阿寒

I don't lead the league in many statisticalcategories. In fact, I probably only lead the league in onecategory........Stitches!!!!! I have no idea why, but at leastevery year I receive an elbow to the skull that opens up a cut onmy face or head and I have to go to the locker room to receivestitches. It is uncanny. For those who watch the Rockets on aregular basis, you will know that I received over 11 stitches from2 different cuts in ONE WEEK! Ouch. It hurts my head just thinkingabout it.

  

The first cut happened when we were playingDallas. One of my teammates took a shot from the corner. I tried tosneak in for the offensive rebound. Dirk Nowitzki went up for therebound as well, but never saw me. As he started to jump, he flunghis elbow back and elbowed me, unintentionally, right in the middleof the forehead. I had just cut my hair that day. When my hair isshort there is no cushion. As soon as I received the elbow (itreally hurt!), the first thing I did was check my head for blood.Once I noticed there was blood on my hand from checking where I waselbowed. I immediately knew stitches were needed. I ran straightfor the locker room and sat on the trainer's table and waited forthe doctors to arrive. I received 5 stitches when the doctorsfinally arrived.

  

My stitches were in for 6 days and I had themtaken out after our game against Denver on Thursday. We played theChicago Bulls in Chicago on Saturday. Now remember, I have had thestitches out of my head for less than 48 hours. Luol Deng, who alsoattended Duke University, drove to the basket early in the firstquarter. I came over to take a charge against him and as he wasjumping away from me to avoid a charge, his right elbow caught meright above the left eye! Not again! I felt my brow for any sign ofblood and when I saw blood, I knew I needed stitches once again! Icouldn't believe it. This time the blood was everywhere! It wasgross. It looked like a zombie movie with blood gushing out from myeyebrow. When I went to the doctor's table, I received 6 morestitches.

  

Basketball is a very rough game. The nextnight, my teammate Yao got hit above the same eye that I got hit,and received 5 stitches. I joked with him afterwards that there iseasier ways to be like me that hurt a lot less!!!! He thought thatwas pretty funny.

  

Well, hopefully I will be able to avoidgetting more stitches this year. I finally had them removed lastnight. New Year's in America is coming up and I have a resolutionto avoid getting stitches in 2008!

Take care guys,

  

Shane

  

译文如下——

  

在联盟大多数的技术统计中，我的排名都不在前面。但我在一项数据上遥遥领先：缝针！！！！我不知道为什么，但每年都有人一大肘将我的头或脸打开花，然后我被送进休息室缝上几针。这几乎司空见惯了。如果你非常关注火箭队，那么你能算出我一周之内就被缝了两次，一共挨上11针！哎唷。我想想脑袋就疼。

  

第一次手术是我们对达拉斯那场。一名队友在底线出手投篮，我想跑到篮下抢进攻篮板。诺维茨基也跳起抢那球，根本不知道我冲过来。在他起跳的时候，他飞起的大肘无意中正打在我额头中央。那天我刚好理了发，发茬很短根本起不了保护作用。我一挨上诺维茨基的拐子（真疼！），第一件事情就是摸摸脑袋。我一看见手上有血，立刻就意识到我又要挨针了。我跑进了休息室，坐在理疗桌上，等待医生的到来。后来头上缝了五针。

  

这次我要等上六天才能拆线，也就是在周四打完掘金之后。我们周六在芝加哥迎战公牛。现在想起来，我在拆线48小时之内再次被缝针。肇事者是罗尔－邓，我杜克大学的学弟，第一节比赛中他上篮。我上去防守，他跳起躲避我的封盖，他的左肘集中了我的左眉骨！老天别啊！我马上就感觉到伤口在流血，这一预感很快被证实，我知道自己又要接受缝补了！我简直难以相信。这一次血流得到处都是！血从我的眉骨不断喷出，这一幕就像僵尸电影中的镜头。被送进休息室后，我缝了6针。

篮球是一项激烈的运动。之后的那个晚上，队友姚明眉骨的相同部位也被打出血缝了5针。我开玩笑说想模仿我其实有很多更简单的方式。他觉得很搞笑。

  

好了，我希望自己能够躲避每年都要被缝的命运。昨晚我终于拆线了。新的一年就要到了，我许愿2008能避免挨针！

  

保重，

  

肖恩

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