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呵呵，既然我最爱CHANDLER BING就从网上找了几个关于他的一些很FUNNY的台词。。
剧中Chandler从小父母就离婚，这导致了他用不断说笑话来掩盖自己紧张心理的毛病。但是事实上Chandler的扮演者Matthew Langford Perry平时就是一个很幽默的人，他在剧中有很多笑话都是临场发挥的。也因为如此，之后导演才开始增加他的出场机会。我们来看看他的十大贫嘴对白吧。
1．愚蠢乔伊
第二季第一集，乔伊在回忆他第一次让裁缝做衣服时几岁：“他第一次给我做西装时我十五岁。不，等等，十六岁?不，请原谅我，应该是十五岁。好吧好吧，1990年我应该几岁?”钱德勒嘲讽他：“好了，如果你挖耳朵时碰到了障碍，就不要再挖下去了。”
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
Chandler: Okay. You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!
2．肥胖与镜头
第二季第十四集，莫尼卡中学时肥胖的形象在录像中出现，莫尼卡狡辩说：“闭嘴，镜头会给人增加十磅重量。”钱德勒说：“是吗?那到底有几个镜头加在你身上?”
MONICA: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
3．兔子美人
第三季第五集中，大家在讨论最希望和哪个名人做爱。钱德勒选了一个“杰西卡兔”。瑞秋说：“那你意识到她是一个卡通形象吗?……”钱德勒说：“我知道，我知道，我总是在想，我如何能够让她的眼珠弹出来。”
Rachel: Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.
4．免费色情
第四季第十七集，公寓电视机上出现了免费色情节目，傻乎乎的乔伊说，可能是他忘了付有线电视费，所以有线电视这样来惩罚他。钱德勒就说：“或许我们也应该不付我们的电话账单，这样我们就可以得到免费的电话性爱。”
Joey: No, we didn't even pay our cable bill -- maybe this is how they punish us.
Chandler: Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill -- free phone sex.
5．满飞机敢死队
第五季第十一集，菲比说她的新年愿望是能够开商业飞机。钱德勒说：“那你必须找到满满一飞机的人，他们的新年愿望都是俯冲到死。”
Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
6．新年决心
第五季第十一集，钱德勒的新年誓言是不再取笑同伴，但他最后还是忍不住了，他把赌输了的五十美金交给了罗斯，然后对着老友们大喊：“OK，我再也不能忍受了，不能再忍受了。所以你赢了，行了吗?给你钱。菲比?你想开飞机?最好做一艘飞船，这样你就可以重新飞回你的外星故国。还有罗斯?有人打电话给你，那是汤姆·琼斯，他要拿回他的皮裤子。……”
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
7．再见肌肉
第五季第十三集，力气很大的莫尼卡给钱德勒做按摩：“不错吧，是不是?”钱德勒嘲讽地回答：“太棒了，我都不知道何以消受这个福气。”莫尼卡：“对酸痛的肌肉说再见吧。”钱德勒：“再见，肌肉!”显然，钱德勒担心不仅是酸痛的肌肉，连正常肌肉都会被莫尼卡弄坏了。
Monica: It's so good, isn't it?
Chandler: It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!
Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles!
8．鸡鸭搜索
第六季第十集，菲比调动鸡鸭来帮助寻找莫尼卡藏起来的圣诞礼物，钱德勒说：“是的，鸡鸭确实可能有帮助，如果礼物在冬天会藏在南方。……啊，鸭子看来以为莫尼卡会给我垃圾作礼物!嗯，让我想想，我要拿什么礼物送给莫尼卡，才能比垃圾更好呢?”
Phoebe: Y'know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Chandler: Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes ?any ideas? No! Didn't think so! Okay, c'mon guys, show us where the presents are!
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage?
9．猪的生活
第六季第二十四集，钱德勒为了向莫尼卡表明他并没有要逼迫她结婚的意思，就说：“实际上，我认为整个关于结婚的想法都是不自然的。我的意思是说看看猪吧，让我们花点时间看看猪。好吧，猪不会一辈子和一个同伴在一起。我的意思说，一头猪一生中可以有一百个性伙伴，而那只是一头平常的猪，甚至还不是那些身体好的猪。”
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you don't really believe that do you?
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs don't mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that's just an ordinary pig not even a pig that's good at sports!
10．晚节不保
第八季第二十一集，钱德勒去参加面试，努力克制自己不要说傻话，但最后还是没憋住。着急的钱德勒说：“我的上帝，这应该不算。是不是?面试已经结束了!那个是真正的钱德勒·宾，现在这个是一个走廊里的疯子。快叫保安啊!走廊里有一个疯子。”
Chandler: Oh my God, this doesn't count. Ok? The interview was over. That was the real Chandler Bing in there. This is just some crazy guy in the hall. (loudly) Call security! There's a crazy guy out in the hall! [s:49] |
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