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BUSH和OBAMA终于见面了,他们会聊什么?
Top Ten Things Overheard During The Bush/Obama Meeting
FROM LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
10 "You sure you want this job?"
9"Actually, sir, I do mind if you call me 'Barack-odile Dundee' "
8 "Let me know if you want the Secret Service to frisk you for fun"
7 "I appreciate the offer, but you can take the spittoons with you"
6 "Honest opinion: would it be a mistake to pardon Amy Winehouse?"
5 "Is that Roger Clinton sleeping on the sofa?"
4 "The red phone is for talking to world leaders, the blue phone is for ordering Domino's"
3 "When there's a big crisis, you might be here as late as 4pm"
2 "Other than the economy, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, the deficit, the crumbling infrastructure, our energy policy, Gitmo and global warming, is there anything else I need to fix?"
1 "When can you start?" |
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