I can tell the difference...can you?

宽芹慧权

I can tell the difference...can you?


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any
cop from down south . He decides to prove this to himself and have
some fun at the deputy's expense. Deputy says, "License and
registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't
come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down,
and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy
says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can
show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you
my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you
let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point,
the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving
crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"


I like his way of thinking...

viviana

good job!

给天使看的戏

smart body!

redapple

I can't tell the difference.55555555