求英语棒的帮忙翻译东西，翻译完请奶茶~！

红花继木

只要对话翻译下就行，旁白有些啰嗦，谢谢
场景2
观音：你又逃工了？
悟空：那和尚说我丑
观音：我推荐你用**牌的...
悟空：停！怎么又做广告？
观音：珞珈山的收入全靠的是我的广告代言呢！（一阵悲惨的哭声）555.。。
悟空（拍着观音的肩膀）：毕竟观音也是女孩子啊
观音（变脸）：还不快回去？小心我扣你工资
悟空回
场景3
唐僧：八戒打良家妇女的主意被抓走了，沙僧炒股破产了。真想悟空，可惜我的手机没电了
假悟空：师父，我在这里
唐僧：悟空，我好想你啊
假悟空：我是回来拿东西的
（打晕唐僧，拿走行李，正欲走）
悟空上
悟空：你哪里来？居然敢假冒我英俊的相貌？
假：我是真的，你才是假的
唐僧醒
唐僧：我念经的时候，谁痛谁就是真的（开始念经）
悟空：这倒是个好办法
唐僧：我都已经念了好半天了，你们怎么还不痛？
真假悟空：（抱头）我痛，我痛。。。
唐僧;我也不知道谁是真的
场景4
真假悟空上台
如来正在吃饭
真假悟空：如来，来看看我们谁是真的
如来：（依旧吃饭，拿出一把镜子）这是我的照妖镜，自己看吧
二人争照
假悟空：只顾工作，连头发都白了（说着，甩甩头发）
悟空：这东西还说是金的呢！都生锈了
如来：怎么没反应？
如来拿过镜子
如来（敲敲脑袋）：我忘了我的镜子破了，这不过只是普通的镜子罢了
如来：不过我也知道谁是假的了
众人皆惊
如来扒完碗里的饭，把碗扔到假悟空头上，假悟空下台
悟空：你怎么知道他是假的？
如来：你悟空哪里是如来工作的人？
悟空：我的天啊
如来：出去告诉别人假悟空是你杀死的，我还想连任下界主席呢
(看下悟空)给你加工资
悟空：太好了
悟空兴奋之极，亲了如来一口，跳下台

jijiyiyi04

Scene 2
Guanyin: You also escape the workers?
Wukong: That monks say that I am ugly
Kuan Yin: I recommend you use ** licenses ...
Wukong: stop! Also how to advertise?
Guanyin: Luojia Hill's income is entirely dependent on my ads are voice it! (A miserable crying) 555.. .
Wukong (patting the shoulders of Guanyin): After all, Guanyin is also the girls ah
Kuan Yin (Sichuan): do not go back quickly? Careful you my deduction of wages
Wukong Back

jijiyiyi04

貌似很郁闷的。。。算了，洗头去。。。

机电球迷

只能帮顶

机电球迷

好可怕的英文

jijiyiyi04

Scene 4
Wukong true power
COME is such as to eat
Wukong true: such as to take a look at who are our true
Such as to: (still eat up a mirror) This is my candid, and see their own
According to the two dispute
Wukong false: only job, and even have white hair (she Hair off)
Wukong: This is what it said that it was gold! All of the rust
Such as to: how did not react?
COME took such as mirror
Such as COME (Knocking heads): I forgot my mirror is broken, this is only a mirror more than ordinary
Such as to: But I also know who are the false
People are scared
COME END bowl such as hold the rice bowl into the head Wukong false, false Wukong to step down
Wukong: how do you know that he is a fake?
Such as to: Where are you Wukong of people such as job COME?
Wukong: oh My God
Such as to: go out false Wukong told others you are killed, I would like to re-do the lower bound of the President
(Facie Wukong) give you an increase in wages
Wukong: very good
Wukong very excited, kissed a Tathagata, jumped Units

jijiyiyi04

看起来好像很不通顺。。。嘿嘿，能用就行了吧，自己再语句改改就行了

蓝妮子

要做英语剧??

金璇木雕

汗。。。翻得好瘆人啊。。。

建宇

太有才了