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本帖最后由 金璇木雕 于 2009-3-26 11:13 编辑
角色:悟空,唐僧,强盗,观音,如来
场景1:
一强盗正在抢劫唐僧。
唐僧:这马也骑的太慢了吧?
悟空:我有办法(踹唐僧一脚)
强盗(冲着飞奔离去的唐僧):给我钱,不然我杀了你
唐僧:钱在我徒弟手中
悟空 ...
红花继木 发表于 2009-3-25 13:34 ![]()
Roles: Monkey king, Monk tang, robber, Goddess Guanyin, Buddha Rulai
Scene 1st:
A robber is going to rob Monk tang.
Tang: Isn't the horse rides too slow?
Wukong: I got an idea! (kicked on Monk tang's ass)
Robber: (speak to the fast-running Tang) Money or life? You got no choice!
Tang: My money is all kept by my apprentice!
(Wukong arrived, saw the robber)
Robber: OH MY GOD! Gosh! Ghost! Monster! freak!……
Wukong: (Impatiently) People can't help to die the moment they saw me, what are you waiting for ?
Robber understood, died immediately.
Tang: Oh, you killed him with your uglyness……I don't have an apprentice like you!
Wukong:(angryly) You geek! I am the authentic Handsome Monkey King! You dare to say I am ugly? I quit! You do it yourself! (Jump off the stage) |
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