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标题: 我的快樂之源 [打印本页]

作者: badun 时间: 2008-8-19 21:21
标题: 我的快樂之源
I don't even know that woman

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"

我又不认识那个女人

一对在公园散步的夫妇注意到坐在长凳上的那对年轻男女正在热烈地接吻。”
“为什么你不能那样做呢？”妻子说。
“亲爱的，”她丈夫回答，“我又不认识那个女人！”

作者: badun 时间: 2008-8-19 21:21
The absent-minded Professor

The absent-minded professor came home late one night. When he reached his door, he realized he had for forgotten his key. He knocked and knocked until finally his wife opened the door. Since it was very dark, she did not recognize him and explained, "I'm sorry, sir, but the professor is not at home." The professor, absent-minded as ever, replied, "Well, I'll come back tomorrow."　

心不在焉的教授

一位心不在焉的教授一天晚上回家很晚。他走到家门口时才发现忘记带钥匙了。于是他就不挺的敲门。终于，他的妻子来开门了。由于天很黑了，他妻子没看出来是他，于是就解释说：“非常抱歉，先生，教授不在家。” 这位教授还象往常那样心不在焉地回答道：“好吧，我明天再来。”

作者: badun 时间: 2008-8-19 21:23
It's Me All Right

A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right."

就是我

一位年轻漂亮的女士到银行取钱。出纳员在检查了她的存折后问道：“您能证明您的身份吗？” 这个女孩听了这话以后看上去很迷惑，随后她从手提包里拿出一个小镜子。她对着镜子照了一会儿，笑了：“对呀，
这就是我。"

作者: badun 时间: 2008-8-19 21:23
Can we have our teacher back？

AOnce a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

能让我们的老师回去吗？

有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？”

作者: badun 时间: 2008-8-19 21:23
The Clever Dog

A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally. Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"

聪明的小狗

一个小男孩在练习小提琴，他的父亲在读报纸。随着小男孩的琴声，家里养的狗也开始高一声低一声的叫起来。最后，小男孩的父亲实在忍不下去了，说：“难道你就不能拉一些狗听不懂的曲子吗？”

作者: ..宝宝.. 时间: 2008-8-19 21:39
这帖子貌似也能发到英语的说.. [s:40]

作者: badun 时间: 2008-8-19 22:03
到这里来，关照你嘛！
来电奖励！

作者: ..宝宝.. 时间: 2008-8-20 20:57

引用第6楼badun于2008-08-19 22:03发表的“”:
到这里来，关照你嘛！
来电奖励！

那就先谢谢咯... [s:64]

作者: snooze 时间: 2008-8-20 22:11
[s:29] 我看到了，相互贿赂

作者: ..宝宝.. 时间: 2008-8-21 06:54
那就顺便也贿赂下LS的... [s:40]

作者: snooze 时间: 2008-8-21 10:00
我很正直的，拒绝贿赂，除非贿赂力度加大

作者: ..宝宝.. 时间: 2008-8-21 10:11

引用第10楼snooze于2008-08-21 10:00发表的“”:
我很正直的，拒绝贿赂，除非贿赂力度加大

那就算了...最近资源短缺...等我勋章买好有资金了再贿赂... [s:40]

作者: snooze 时间: 2008-8-21 12:12

引用第11楼..宝宝..于2008-08-21 10:11发表的“”:

那就算了...最近资源短缺...等我勋章买好有资金了再贿赂... [s:40]

[s:29] [s:29] 买勋章？？你好有钱

作者: ..宝宝.. 时间: 2008-8-21 12:20

引用第12楼snooze于2008-08-21 12:12发表的“”:

[s:29] [s:29] 买勋章？？你好有钱

只是个远大的理想罢了..

作者: badun 时间: 2008-8-21 15:22
你们暗地里居然这样..

作者: ..宝宝.. 时间: 2008-8-21 16:51

引用第14楼badun于2008-08-21 15:22发表的“”:
你们暗地里居然这样..

哇呀呀...被badun发现了的说... [s:71]

作者: badun 时间: 2008-8-22 16:11
不得不犀利

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