1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of
the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup,
and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you
fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control,
you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind,
as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes
on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you
to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill
of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me
to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up
the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge
at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not
make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games.
In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they
replay a good game that I missed during the day. This rule however is discretionary.
(please refer to rule 2)
6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is
losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll
win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and
I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football
than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up
or divorce (not necessarily in that order).
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during
halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score
is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do
not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen
them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch
a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important
as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already
seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??",
the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup
is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the
Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.
作者: huaok007 时间: 2006-6-8 19:40
这个对我们学生好像没多大的用处吧，都没电视冰箱的，可怜阿！
作者: ceasar 时间: 2006-6-8 19:43
这种是绝对的球迷啊`~~
作者: huaok007 时间: 2006-6-8 19:46
主要是没条件，那没女友老婆的怎么办阿？
足球让女人走开阿
作者: 色恩 时间: 2006-6-8 20:03
亲爱的
我会和你一起看的……
作者: 不想被爱 时间: 2006-6-8 20:46
呵呵 [s:4]
作者: 胡若离 时间: 2006-6-8 23:42